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Sometimes I genuinely think I could run the country better myself.
Ban smoking in the house of commons and house of lords if they want the public to take there smoking ban seriously otherwise it shall be ignored. by Stuart Polley Is… is that a threat? And what the...
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Ah, that great political movement, Greyhound Pub.
One problem with the petition system is that at some point someone is going to make a petition I totally support but pad the description with things I couldn’t honestly endorse. Then it’ll look like an...
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Bank Statements Make The Banks Treat Customers
Introduce Positive Descrimination for Britich Citizens in the Workplace. by Steven Grimmett This petition is to ask the Government to introduce legislation to encourage UK based business’s to employ...
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This is a cunning way around our ‘I Spell Paedophile The American Way’...
Nigel King. by Nigel King of British Subject (rejected) A accurate count is made and up dated to how many English are killed in England by being denied drugs and treatment which are available in...
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Pick and Mix
Nobody seems to have got a petition approved in a while, so here are some recent rejections on a Say NO to size zero. by Katie Green (rejected) My name is Katie Green. This year I won my dream job and...
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How do you morons think this is the Prime Minister’s job?
Make a Limit on Foreign Football Player’s. by Edward Oldfield (rejected) Are you bored of foreign football players then sign this No. Urge the BBC to bring back TOTP. by Jordan Malthouse (rejected) It...
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Idiots!
Repeal the Ban and bring back Fox-Hunting with hounds. by Annie Dowell In 2004, the Hunting Act passed in UK Parliament. This meant that hunting foxes with hounds (unless used to flush out mammals...
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Statistics! (Not just made up numbers! Oh, no!)
There are exactly 100 petitions in the feed since the last update, so let’s pretend they’re representative and call them ‘percent’. First of all, 17% were rejected, including this one, which claims not...
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Area man loses Game, Internet.
Brace yourselves. This is amazing: challenge the Department of Health’s figures on the public’s response to the smoking ban. They indicate the public’s compliance, not the reality of opinion. Their...
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Two Stupid Dogs
review the recent implementation of ‘Google Street View’ as a infringement of privacy as the cameras used on the street view cars are mounted significantly higher than the viewing perspective of a...
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Then Who’s the Deputy Prime Minister? Jerry Lewis?!
apologise for failing to prevent the current UK economic crisis. by John Malamatenios The Prime Minister has presided over the UK economy since 1997, yet we are currently facing the worst recession...
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Very Interesting
Abolish ALL Interest Charges. by Robert Kyle What is interest but an unnecessary evil? The only people who profit from it are the rich. If there was only £1 in the world and I borrowed it at 8%...
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Jesus Christ!
introduce measures to financially support and sustain the devolpment of all christian facilities. by graham kendall the loving teachings and precepts of jesus christ have been withdrawn slowly but...
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The Government Has The Cheek
stop taking income tax on overtime worked. by mrs kim furneaux stop taking income tax on overtime worked. we work overtime to earn extra money to live and pay our bills and for the extra things we...
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Are You Dense? Are You Retarded Or Something?
Release a non redacted version of the expenses claims for every minister of parliament forthwith. by Mr Martyn Keith Brewer (rejected) What on earth do you think we are simpletons? Will you never...
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Assuming They Have Time For That Sort Of Thing
Create a TV advert threatening millionaire/billionaire with prosecution for tax evasion/avoidance. by Antony Curran I would like the government to produce an advert similar to the one currently shown...
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The Rantings of Madmen
There’s a lot of stupid in this petition, but rather than make a snarky comment about it I’ll just let it speak for itself. stop wasting tax-payers’ money at this time of recession on pointless radio...
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You’ll Pay! Don’t Think You Won’t Pay!
make parents who dont pay for their children ,face jail time!. by kelly lawler its a hard ,full time job being a parent and very rewarding too ,but its not fair how some parents have to struggle...
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Niceland
veto Iceland’s application to join the EU unless it refunds all money owed to the UK and the Netherlands. by Simon Haigh Iceland must repay the £2.3bn owed to British taxpayers which was loaned to the...
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Ice Ice Baby
Blimey, it’s cold! How cold is it? It’s so cold my family has been gathering around the freezer for warmth? Ba-dum-bum! I got a million of ‘em! Y’know what else I’ve got a million of? Petitions...
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